Black Keyboard.


teacher, teacher on the wall, who is the most dumbest of them all?
January 26, 2007, 11:36 am
Filed under: Annoying Things Are Happening., Erasers., This Rocks.

Heh. As you all can see, i’ve deleted my old posts — well unless you need millions of glasses. Reason why I deleted the rest of the posts: Because I have a goddamn right to, and I really think I should post longer. I looked at my other post and was like, “OH NOIIIIIIZZZZZZZ” really, I said Oh Noizz. YEP. Starts posting:

My teacher is such a fucking retard. Seriously. She is one. She scolds me for no fucking reason, like TODAY we had to paste black paper on the noticeboard for any updates but the black paper is for decoration. So i’m pasting the big black paper with a bunch of boys from my class and she blows up ONLY AT ME like, “Ailani! Paste it properly!!” I can put loads more of exclamation marks but she definetly shouted louder than ten exclamation marks. And the thing that pisses me off most is, the fact that she shouted at ME. Only. The other boys were pasting it as well. And God, I wasn’t even pasting that paper shit. I was just holding it up for the boys to paste it.

And the only person she blew up at is ME. And today, she took my Mathematics Worksheet and marked it, then, she told the class to do Practice 1 and all that crap, so, I don’t have to do it in the classroom but at home I have to. So, I said, “Mrs Serafino, um, you have my Mathematics Worksheet.” And she yelled, “Don’t blame the TEACHERS for something you didn’t take to school. I don’t have the worksheet! Go stand at the back of the class.” And the thing you have to underline is the ‘Mrs’. MRS. She’s married. WTF. Who would want to marry a beast like her? Who could PUT UP with her?

Oh, this is the best part I tell you, she opened up her drawer while I was standing at the back, looking at the whiteboard, and she said calmly, like there was nothing wrong, “Ailani, come here, I found your worksheet. You can sit down now.” Ha. Ha. Ha. Woah, she didn’t even say sorry for making me stand at the bloody back. I felt like slamming my worksheet at her face a million of times. Fat asshole.

She’s such a sucker, I hate her. She’s the worst teacher who ever taught me. And I mean, “worst teacher who EVER taught me”. I can say soooooooo many curse words on how annoyed I am of her. I want to tell you about what she said to me today, but it’ll take forever, plus, i’m tired. but I will keep talking… about other things.

WordPress is out. I mean the NEW wordpress is out, i’m too lazy to check what version it is, 2.1? 2.2? 2.9? Bah. Who cares? I think it’s obviously 2.1 though.. all the rest of my thoughts like 2.2 and 2.9 are dumb. So don’t listen to em. I have to make a list of things I hate right now, so enjoy the ‘pissed-offy-ness’.

#1. When people try to bullshit me. Well what do I mean by that, hmm? I mean, when I KNOW that people are lying, and they look at me and lie. I just hate that.

“did you take my name card?”

“no. i didn’t! don’t accuse me you retard.”

“then whats that in your hand?”

“i didn’t know it was in my hand.”

o___O!!!

#2. Whatcha Lookin’ At? I understand if you stare at me when i’m wearing a huge, clown, outfit. But when I know that I look normal, don’t stare at me. People should know that. It’s so rude.

 

#3. N3+§p34k. u kno 1 day i ate sme chikn n it tastd rly gd. i dno y. but it rly did. vry wrd so i wnna go 2 d mark. WTF ARE YOU SAYING, DUDE?!

#4. Blur Tutorials. The point of making a tutorial is to make people who photoedit and do stuff photoedit better, and understand tutorials better, right? I hate tutorial — no, wait — I DOUBLE HATE tutorials that aren’t clear. “Well first you duplicate the layer and go to the button that looks like a crab. then you go find the toolbra and click filter..” HUH? There’s no crab button that I can see. There was this one time, I had to look crazily to find what the hell a toolbra meant, it drove me crazy. I then realised later that the “teacher” meant toolbar.

#5. Go Over The Limit. this is very very annoying.

“On a scale of 1 to 10, how much would you rate your face?”

“1,000,000.”

“>___>”

Don’t you find that annoying? I do, whether it’s asking about your beauty or your uglyness.

#6. Pity Yourself. ch’aww, am I supposed to feel sorry for you now?” I hate when people look down on themselves. Well, unless they have low-self esteem, other than that, it pisses me off how people say “well i’m not gd enuf”.